Conrad Murray has revealed EVERYTHING in a tell-all interview about Michael Jackson. And when I say everything I mean everything.

The rambling interview with The Daily Mail includes details about MJ’s penis, his sexual interests, the father of Michael’s children, and the truth about the singer’s nose.

There’s so much going on I hardly know where to start, but Murray begins by protesting his innocence. The former heart surgeon was released from prison last month after serving two years of a four-year sentence for involuntary manslaughter. The courts believe Murray gave Jackson the drugs that killed him, but Murray maintains the singer injected himself with a hidden stash of a pain-killer called Propofol in a botched attempt to relieve the pain of withdrawals from another drug he was addicted to – called Demerol – prescribed by another doctor.

“I had no idea Michael was getting Demerol, which he had grown to love over several decades,” Murray explained. “I’ve used Demerol in the emergency room. The most I would use is 75mg. Michael was receiving as much as 300mg several times a week.” On the day of his death, Murray gave Jackson enough drugs to “put an elephant to sleep” but the singer was still awake. In an attempt to sleep, Murray suggests Jackson took extra tablets and injected himself with a high dose of Propofol, which killed him.

The iconic singer may have predicted the events to come, saying his name and Murray’s would be intertwined: “You know, for the rest of your life and my life our names will become inseparable… I am clairvoyant,” Jackson said just days before his death.

Murray wasn’t just prescribing pain killers though. The pair were close friends, and Murray was a trusted confidante. To back that up, Murray provides the most TMI quote of all time, saying: “You want to know how close we were? I held his penis every night to fit a catheter because he was incontinent at night… He wore dark trousers all the time because after he went to the toilet he would drip for hours.”

The doctor also suggests Jackson’s three children, Paris, Prince, and Blanket, were not fathered by the singer. “Michael told me he never slept with Debbie Rowe, ” Murray said before explaining how they joked “neither of us would want to have sex with her.” Shocking. When asked who the real father’s were, Murray said “There are some secrets I will take to my grave.” Based on how this interview is going, that doesn’t seem to too true.

Murray goes on to explain that Michael had a prosthetic nose, and the doctor would help him tape it in place. The singer also had a strong interest in ‘girly magazines,’ which he would sit and read with the doctor. Murray said Michael liked skinny brunettes, before explaining that “gay men had tried it on” with Jackson many times in the past, which left the singer slightly resentful. “I don’t think he was homophobic but I know he’d had some terrible experiences,” Murray explained.

One of the most common questions about Michael Jackson has always been – what happened to his skin? Everyone knows that Jackson suffered from Vitiligo, a skin condition that removes all color from large patches of skin. But Murray has now confirmed he used to help Michael apply skin lightening cream to his skin. The singer wanted to look different from his family, who he always had a rocky relationship with. Murray says: “He wanted porcelain, flawless skin. Those were his words.”

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>> Read the full Daily Mail interview with Conrad Murray here.